CATSUP'S COLLECTIBLE CREATURE CARD COMBAT CATALOG

THINGS ARE HEATING UP! (THE THINGS = CARDS)	[Type: Maneuver]
	Vigorously rub the top two cards of your deck together for 60 seconds, then wedge a thermometer between them. This maneuver causes damage equal to the final reading on the thermometer, rounded up. If the two cards happen to burst into flames while they are being rubbed together, place them in your discard pile, proclaim "I've heard of burning a card, but this is ridiculous!" and reduce the HP of your opponent's Main Representative to 0 instead (call the fire department).

THINGS ARE HEATING UP! (THE THINGS = CARDS)

[Type: Maneuver]

A robot holds a mug of coffee above an alien's bed. There is a thermometer in the coffee. The alien is rubbing two sticks together to start a fire under the mug. A school bus can be seen floating in space through a porthole.

Vigorously rub the top two cards of your deck together for 60 seconds, then wedge a thermometer between them. This maneuver causes damage equal to the final reading on the thermometer, rounded up. If the two cards happen to burst into flames while they are being rubbed together, place them in your discard pile, proclaim "I've heard of burning a card, but this is ridiculous!" and reduce the HP of your opponent's Main Representative to 0 instead (call the fire department).

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